The problem is that I live alone – so I
have no one to share with but you when I hit a Hey Doris!.That,
according to my son the newspaperman, is
what one calls the kind of news story that causes the reader to rattle the
paper and call out “Hey, Doris –
listen to this!” What I just ran across is not a newspaper article but a catalog item I absolutely must share, and there's no one but you to yell to. So -- Hey, Doris -- look at this one! For a reverent way to celebrate the Nativity, buy some stockings for your chair's legs.
Before I saw this post, my two favorite items of idiotic holiday cheer this season were an infrared imitation fireplace with a widescreen TV on top and a set of pine-scented tree ornaments I saw in a local discount club's flyer. But I believe your chair leg stockings may top even my two contenders. Wonder whether any of our selections will make Dave Barry's annual list?
Share away! I know what you mean when living alone, and coming across something you just want to say "Hey..Look this!"
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ReplyDeleteBefore I saw this post, my two favorite items of idiotic holiday cheer this season were an infrared imitation fireplace with a widescreen TV on top and a set of pine-scented tree ornaments I saw in a local discount club's flyer. But I believe your chair leg stockings may top even my two contenders. Wonder whether any of our selections will make Dave Barry's annual list?
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