The newspaper’s medical column is carried Mondays on the comics page (not really a good location), written by a Dr. Roach (not really a fortuitous patronymic.) But the question sent in by a reader looked useful – this guy started having them in his 30s, just as I did. And the only comment he got from his doctor was “My mother gets them too.”
Wait a minute! Is that a standard
line they teach in med school? Because
that’s what my doctor said, so many years ago.
At which point I looked at the signature – the letter came from E.
L. Oh well, I must have written to Dr.
Roach, and maybe not so long ago. For
once I’m on the other end of a q&a column!
So what useful information did I get from the good doctor, whose
email address, which I must have used, is
at Cornell University ? He says he can reassure me “that
people seldom die or even lose consciousness from this.” Do you think it’s being picky to find the word
“seldom” less than reassuring? He goes
on to say that if it happens while I’m driving, his advice is to “pull over the
car safely” – duh! That’s why I already try
to stay in the right-hand lane. And, he suggests, I should then “pant”. Last year an EMT specialist advise me to “whistle
in.”
Both fairly difficult when one can’t
breathe at all.
There seems to be a singing group called The Laryngospasms and here’s their melodious
youtube number called "Breathe" -- it's a slightly different situation – but yes -- it
includes the words “think you’re going to die.”
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