Immortality

Norm died three years ago -- but I just received a cordial email from his insurance agent:

Norman,    I'd like to wish you a
	happy birthday.

Dear Norman,

I hope you enjoy your special day. May the next year be safe and prosperous. Thanks for being my customer. I look forward to keeping you in Good Hands^®.

Sincerely,

Samuel Nash
My Website

P.S. Just a friendly reminder that now might be a good time to check the expiration date on your driver's license.


Assuming Norm is indeed in Good Hands, I unsubscribed him.